Tickets to Hawaii for me and Trish to go to my graduation: $1200
Money well spent on plate lunches: $150
Tuition for college over the many years: $A LOT
Being asked to purchase this graduation photo of me recieving my diploma with my eyes shut: PRICELESS

No thanks, guys. I’ll take this watermarked version and blog about it for free. Thanks for the memories!

 

Fitting, isn’t it? Obviously I was trying too hard by going through all that trouble to “walk” at my own friggen graduation. The karma gods win this round.

 

Feel free to post your favorite subtitles to this one. I’ll start:

 

“Let us pray”

 

Josh