Kristy Lee Cook Kristy Lee Cook Kristy Lee Cook Kristy Lee Cook…oh sorry, daydreaming again….at night…uh, so… tonight the top 10 girls sang and it was not a good night for most of them. Below are my picks for this round, after the jump:
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It was just a bad night for all of the girls as far as vocal prowess goes. | |
| Best Song Choice |
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The hippie girl picked a great hippie-era song. Kinda risky doing Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain”, but she pulled it off, especially with the guitar onstage. Nice surprise. It’s easy for her to shine when the girls around her are failing miserably. |
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| Really really really easy on the eyes: |
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Simon said he couldn’t remember what she sang last week. I can’t remember what she sang just a few minutes ago…I guess I was preoccupied… Her outfit and performance tonight was very “Shania” (thanks, Trish), with the pants and the cowboy stance (disturbingly hot!) and the let-down hair. She looked gorgeous and it really didn’t matter what she sang. I would vote for her just because. Her swagger on the way out to the stage at the beginning of her song was not only on the beat, but extraordinarily hot. Nice attitude, Kristy. Go get ‘em. |
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| Full Package |
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Since vocals were not a priority tonight, the best package has to go out to Kristy. The look and the swagger were an incredible combo tonight. Too bad her vocals just aren’t good enough to make it to the end. But she could get better, right? | |
| Flat Out Worst |
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WTF??? See ya. I love how this blogger put it: “Amanda Overmeyer – Carry on my Wayward Son – This was just a total disaster. Totally wrong song for her voice, terrible performance and just plain SCARY APPEARANCE. I was waiting for her to pull a kitten out and rip off it’s head. This performance should become exhibit A shown to every Idol contestant on what not to do. DEFINATELY, UNEQUIVACABLY, UNDOUBTEDLY GONE : Amanda. Not even up for discussion. She may set the record for fewest votes ever. I wonder if Dial Idol give NEGATIVE SCORES?” ha ha ha ha! Amen! |
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| Honorable Mention |
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Carly belted out a great Heart tune “Crazy on You”. Not her best, but it rocked. She needs to work on her appeal or she will be toast. Cover the tatoo and show some curves. I’m just saying… |
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| Most Interesting Offstage |
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She used to dance hula and filipino dance when she was younger…makes me wonder if she spent some time in my hometown as a kid…in Hawaii? She’s pretty but I hate her hair and her song choices. Step it up, pinay! | |
| Most likely to be eliminated along with Amanda |
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Forgettable…except for the canyon between her two front teeth. ouch! |
I’m glad we solved the mystery of Kristy Lee Cook… she’s a blonde Natalie Portman with boobs. That explains your infatuation… what more could you ask for? Oh, I know… a wife with a scar from bearing your four children who has gained 10 pounds with each pregnancy, who trusts you implicitly with her future and future of said bambinos, and who is currently sacrificing life and limb to nurse your youngest child at all hours of the day and night–your child’s only form of nourishment, I might add. Kristy Lee Cook just doesn’t measure up, yo. For further Shania reference… see lyrics of her song “Any Man of Mine”. Mmm, yeah, I like it like that!
HA HA HA HA HA!! I love it! Just for you, hon, I am posting the lyrics for everyone. Don’t worry, I still love you even though …wait a minute…you’re already gorgeous, always have been! (opens up window on 25th floor of building in Honolulu and shouts:) “I LOVE TRIIIIIIISH!!!!!!”
“Any Man Of Mine”
This is what a woman wants…
Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I’m ugly he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that’s fine
But he better be on time
Any man of mine’ll say it fits just right
When last year’s dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day
And if I change my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin’ squeezin’ pleasin’ kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He’s gotta be a heartbeatin’ fine treatin’
Breathtakin’ earthquakin’ kind
Any man of mine
Well any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman’s lookin’ better than me
And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black
He better say, mmmm, I like it like that yeah
And if I changed my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin’ squeezin’ pleasin’ kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He’s gotta be a heartbeatin’ fine treatin’
Breathtakin’ earthquakin’ kind
Any man of mine
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin’ squeezin’ pleasin’ kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He’s gotta be a heartbeatin’ fine treatin’
Breathtakin’ earthquakin’ kind
Any man of mine
You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
‘Til your boots wanna break
“Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin’ ’til you just can’t take anymore
Come on everybody on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup two, hum
If you wanna be a man of mine, that’s right
This is what a woman wants…
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LOVED Trish’s comment. Go Trish!!!
Josh, get a life.
lymy,
Papa
I loved the final 5 American idol group medley last night. It was a pity to see Aaron Kelly removed however I do believe the others were better hence he needed to go!