Dear Lottery Winners,

I invite you to firmly point your fingers right at me and laugh out loud that you pulled off the near-impossible and won a sum of money, large or small, by playing the lottery. Go ahead. Enjoy it while you can.

Now for the other 99.99% of you, aka “Losers”, I ask only this:

STEP ASIDE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR  MONEY-WASTING LOTTERY BUSINESS ON YOUR OWN TIME AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE/GAS STATION SO THE PEOPLE WAITING IN LINE BEHIND YOU CAN PAY FOR THEIR SODA AND LEAVE.

Just because you have the right to waste your time and money, doesn’t give you the right to waste MY time, which IS money. Think I’m a sore loser? You’re right…a sore loser when I’m losing MY time because of YOU.

That is all. Thank you.

Josh