Archive for June, 2008

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!

Ever notice how TV commercials seem to be much louder than the normal programming? Well, it’s not your imagination. Not only is it very annoying to many, it is also not an accident. Those advertisers pay big bucks to get their 30 seconds of face time with you, and they don’t really care about the [...]

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I Just Started A Fire and Vanquished A Demon

I started a fire today. It was neccessary. The stupid thing was asking for it. For days now, this thing has brought nothing but sorrow and pestilence to our household. It made the strongest of my children shriek with terror when she felt the chilling effects of this unwanted beast.
My patient wife spent the days [...]

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Houston, We Have NO Problem

For those of you who thought we were crazy to move to the Houston area, I give you this:
Houston made #1 on the list of the best cities to live, work and play in.
So……nyah nyah!

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Cleaning My Room

Here’s a time-lapse video of the room somehow magically cleaning itself, since I never do it. It’s really just stage 1, as there is still much yet to be done. Trying to work my way out of being grounded.

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I’m Grounded

My wife just grounded me. Seriously. My office has become SUCH a mess that it has come to this unprecedented need for discipline. “You can’t buy anything, like, ever again until you clean up this office.” she said. To tell you the truth, I’m relieved. It means she might be OK with me buying something [...]

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Must … Eat … Toe

must eat toe

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You Can’t Write This Stuff

I guess there never really is a good time to bring this up, so now will have to do.
When we, as a family, moved to the Houston area a few years ago, we decided to employ the talents of a realtor agency, even though we were only looking to rent a home at the time. [...]

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