You Can’t Write This Stuff

I guess there never really is a good time to bring this up, so now will have to do.
When we, as a family, moved to the Houston area a few years ago, we decided to employ the talents of a realtor agency, even though we were only looking to rent a home at the time. Our mood as caregivers to our then 3 children was past excited and more of a desperate, bordering, panicky in our home search. We waited patiently at a very nice, air-conditioned, quiet office while our 60-something new friend (aka realtor) was looking things up for us: matching criteria, numbers of potties, er toilets, square footage and so forth.
Our kids, especially the 2 boys, were having a hard time keeping still and being quiet, as we really needed them to be in this tense situation. I was horrified when I caught them playing with bouncy balls (you know the super bouncy ones that bounce REALLY far and are noisy and kinda hard?) I tried to keep my “ix-nay on the oise-nay” on the down-low, since it was so quiet and we were trying to give a good impression. They reluctantly complied and put their playthings in their pockets.
Moments later, the older of the two boys slid up to me, with the gravest of faces, staring at the floor and gently complained: “Daddy, why can’t we take our balls out and play with them?”
Uncontrollable laughter ensued.
And darn it if he didn’t lighten the mood instantly. Way to go, spawn of mine.



June 11th, 2008 at 6:56 am
heehee! that is hilarious!
June 19th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Where are my nuts? Josh can you smell my nuts?
June 19th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
HA HA HA HA! Nice, Tony, nice.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Like my momma always told my brother, “don’t play with your balls in the house.”
He is now in prison for public indecency.