I’m just tired of being so awesome all the time. It’s not easy being this awesome.

“Winning the internets” day after day really takes a toll on a guy.
1UP Josh, ++Josh, LOL Josh! Josh wins! It’s all too much!

So I have decided to leave.

Or at least to begin sucking more. I might be able to regain my strength if I could just not. be. so. awesome.